Monday, October 5, 2009

Jeleel el 7aya!!!


IMAGINE the other day I was walking in the avenues minding my own business when something from behind me SMACKS me on my A**!!!
WTH!!
Altefet adawer sheno hatha wela theres this 5 year old kid on the floor tawa 6aye7 after putting all his stupid weight into hitting me!!!!

"A7SAN!!" I say at the kid on the floor ba6 chabdee oo sej he hurt me!

"TFOO 3alaich"
I was standing gob smacked at this little jerks reaction!@ He actually spitted at me for no reason at all!

WALA EL 3ATHEEM I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS TALKING TO MY FRIEND MALEE SHEGHEL EB A7AD!!!

And then the stupid kid comes aaaiming his fists at my tummy!!!! (Wegaf galbiiii!! I Was thinking omg my baby!!!)

"Wakher 3ani!!! bs khalas rooo7 la anadee el sher6a"

"TFooo 3alaich"

I gave him my back oo walked away feeling the spitting still going on behind me bs trying my best to gain my presteej back (AY PRESTEEJ ELA TEBAKHAR!!!)

6ab3an being pregnant that made my eyes well up oo I was about to break down and cry then and there bs mesakt 3omree cuz Ive had enough embarrasment for one day!!
IM NEVER STEPPING FOOT IN THE AVENUES EVER AGAIN WITHOUT MY BODYGUARD (MR) :/



Oooh and read this part only if ur interested in pregnancy or are pregnant:-

Ekteshaft ely ya7mel oo yakel methel akla el 6abe3ey (Before getting pregnant) doesnt gain as much as if you think Im eating for TWO, which is soo not true, fa stick 2 ur own schedual and yeah give in to ur cravings bs bel 3agel dont go overrr board!!

37 comments:

Dee said...

OMGGGGGGG! qaleeeel adab :O
7abebte walla hehe ;**
law ana chan embacher bachya! mushkela hes a kid law 6ageta chan elnas kalooch! ashwa he didnt touch ur tummy bs 7amdilla ma67tay or smthng!
abaih manee emsadga lol!
oh n i miss u WAYYYYEDDD;**

Unknown said...

Lo ana chan 36aitah kaf 3adalt wayha! O b3ad mesakt ommah o '3salt shra3.ha!
shino hal jelat el7aya hal nas eli matrabey 3yalha!
efffff, 7adey 3sabt!
ashwa el7mdella mafeej shay :*

Mrs. said...

Dee: Miss u more!! ee khayyes awal amshe wat7ala 3ala young kids now amoot men el khar3a menhum lol! Hathee 7alla wana maboga shay oo i give birth enshalla? :(

Zaboo6a: Ee wala 3ayal ana shagool! Walah now I hate kids, elmshkela madre etha i mentioned it or not bs he actually looked cute ya3ni kelesh mo haylegey el 6efs! Oo magdar a6ega cuz he was aiming for my tummy oo i cant protect myself and hit him all at once, qessa agoolech, chan zain entay ely weyay etbardeen chabdee mo my friend hatheech ely emzabara bel zawya et6ale3 not doing anything lol

eshda3wa said...

nass 9ij mat3arf etrabe..

law rafsita a7san

Mrs. said...

eshda3wa: sktay lail7een feeni 7arra

Anonymous said...

Loool, abbaih KAALB!! Ok mategderen it6egeen chan sarakhtay 3alaih!!

Unknown said...

1. Now tegdireeen etgoleen ib kel fa5ar ina ur A** et6aye7 ppl to the floor ;)

2. Ma kan ma3ah a7ad hal walad? Om, ikho, shay? 3ashan etzifeenhom 3ala tarbiyat'hom el khayaliya..

3. 7aram ur hormonal kelish mu nag9a ;*

Hebah said...

The kid deserves a slap on his face

bored said...

lol alah kareem ;p

Mrs. said...

Fjr: Entay masheftay already shlon el nas teyame3aw oo started staring at me, 7adi tefashaltttt

Kaden: Love the name! Or is it a name? ;p anyway lol yeah ur right bs shda3wa its not as big as ur imagining im sure, and el alad akher shay 6ala3 ma3ah a 12 year old boy who I didnt even bother talking to since el toddler elsana esh6ooola, fa ma baalech el 3ood?? and yeah my hormones taking its toll on me ;/

Random thoughts: no ur being nice, I think he deserves much much much worse, he deserves to be tortured humiliated and shot.

Bored: Ehawen el jar7 el aleem ;p

Anonymous said...

ABAI u shouldve beat the living crap out of that spoiled brat! min sijich! chan mafrooth itbacheeni! wala prestige 3adii iil prestige ysma7 i6rag 3la wayha! thats very classy ! :P! wala '3al6ana u walked away.. that kid needed to learn a lesson...waina bs waina??!:P! lool

Anonymous said...

ABAI u shouldve beat the living crap out of that spoiled brat! min sijich! chan mafrooth itbacheeni! wala prestige 3adii iil prestige ysma7 i6rag 3la wayha! thats very classy ! :P! wala '3al6ana u walked away.. that kid needed to learn a lesson...waina bs waina??!:P! lool

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