Sunday, October 25, 2009

What a pregnant women doesnt want to hear


-Wooooww ur belly is so big, are u having twins??
-Ee ka beda khashmech yenferesh, yala maboga shay enshalla (la walaa??)
-Ha meta el welada enshalla?? (Mm entaw shako, i See u once in every 3 years)
-Bent wela walad? (SHAKOOO)
-Nagaytaw esem ?? (hathy sej et6afer)
-Betnafseen ebait ahalech ? (LA wala kent emfakra ya 3nd el yeran ya ebaitkum)

-Meno Dktoortech? Weey mozaina, tadreen etmoot 3al C-section (Did I even ask for ur opinion?)

-Waaaay allah e3enech (F**K U)


ambaih bs khalas bs writing hal post esta3sart all over again...
Hff hormones hormones hormones...

META OLAD YA RABEEEEEY

Monday, October 5, 2009

Jeleel el 7aya!!!


IMAGINE the other day I was walking in the avenues minding my own business when something from behind me SMACKS me on my A**!!!
WTH!!
Altefet adawer sheno hatha wela theres this 5 year old kid on the floor tawa 6aye7 after putting all his stupid weight into hitting me!!!!

"A7SAN!!" I say at the kid on the floor ba6 chabdee oo sej he hurt me!

"TFOO 3alaich"
I was standing gob smacked at this little jerks reaction!@ He actually spitted at me for no reason at all!

WALA EL 3ATHEEM I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS TALKING TO MY FRIEND MALEE SHEGHEL EB A7AD!!!

And then the stupid kid comes aaaiming his fists at my tummy!!!! (Wegaf galbiiii!! I Was thinking omg my baby!!!)

"Wakher 3ani!!! bs khalas rooo7 la anadee el sher6a"

"TFooo 3alaich"

I gave him my back oo walked away feeling the spitting still going on behind me bs trying my best to gain my presteej back (AY PRESTEEJ ELA TEBAKHAR!!!)

6ab3an being pregnant that made my eyes well up oo I was about to break down and cry then and there bs mesakt 3omree cuz Ive had enough embarrasment for one day!!
IM NEVER STEPPING FOOT IN THE AVENUES EVER AGAIN WITHOUT MY BODYGUARD (MR) :/



Oooh and read this part only if ur interested in pregnancy or are pregnant:-

Ekteshaft ely ya7mel oo yakel methel akla el 6abe3ey (Before getting pregnant) doesnt gain as much as if you think Im eating for TWO, which is soo not true, fa stick 2 ur own schedual and yeah give in to ur cravings bs bel 3agel dont go overrr board!!

Friday, October 2, 2009

Bored!!




What does anyone do in Q8??!!