3 Down People!

Is it only me? But I have this urge to grab a sleeping bag and camp somewhere next to the university campus so that I would be the first to see my final grades on my friggin exams! I keep checking online every minute, but it seems to me that our Professors are seriously stalling time, and would rather wait for the beginning of the week to post the grades!!
RE7MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY!!

Today I had another Final, which I was TOTALLY clueless about. The subject itself made no sense to me, poor finance students!
During the exam I tried my best and I did all that I could to cheat off of the person in front of me. I squinted, I bugged my eyes, I did all the techniques, and ended up feeling dizzy and cross-eyed. I then rested my face in my hands, and stared at the head in front of me. I envied her. She was writing and calculating, and I was absolutely clueless. An idea crossed my mind to grab her attention, I did an "O" shape with my lips and blew air into her short hair, I could see the effect make a gap into her bare neck, her hand scratched the nakedness i had mischievously caused, and she kept on answering, not even an attempt to see what has caused the sudden coolness on her neck! MASHEY !!!
So I decided to do nothing about the cheating business, but I came up with all sorts of revenge ideas to get back at her for not helping out her poor clueless friend.
15 minutes into the exam I realized that the bare white walls had neither answers nor sympathy towards me, so I put my head on the table and closed my eyes. Maybe I'll start imagining the answers. That didn't help out either.
In the end I answered what I knew and what I didn't know I totally guessed.

ALLAH ESA3EDNEY ENSHALLA! My brain capacity is toooo full for new information, I can't seem to install anything new, if we had a formatting thing for the brain I'd be the first to use it. (wala khoosh ekhtera3)

I know my grade will be nothing but "Sowwad wayhh" but for some reason I'm excited and Want to see what I had achieved!

2 Down !

I'm done with two finals now, bageeli three more..
THREE MORE AND I GRADUATE!!!
(Enshalla 6ab3an)

I have sooo many plans for after graduation;
1-Go to horseback riding
2-Go back to Yoga classes
3-Join Tennis (Im a beginner 3ad ma3aref eb hal shay ;P)
4- Take a break
5-Travel
6-Hang up the law7at and pictures up in my room

This is not an attempt to make others feel envious of my delightful delightful position in life , bs eli me7tar tara kelmen lah allah, es3awwwwwwwww ya jema3a :P

OK Etha 3indikum afkaar 3an wain ashteghel please golooley ! I HAVE NO CLUE!
Adri ini 7anait wayed 3an hal mawthoo3 bs bastefeed shwaya men hal Blog, khal ye6la3 mena fayda :P

The "F" Word

What? You had the word "F*ck" in mind? (points an accusing finger), well ok your not very far off, I had the word Finals, but what the heck, F*ck Finals. All happy and contempt now?? Very well...

Yeah so Finals are coming soon. What does one do when Finals come up?
F*ck up.

Thats exactly what I plan on doing.

And yeah study my ASS off (Tanaqoth?) I THINK SO!

Im Graduating I have to do well, otherwise yeah I'd really F*ck up bad, then Id be using the real effective "F" word in every single sentence for the rest of whatever semester I might be repeating, or possibly for the rest of my life.

So please please please, include me in your prayers, remember me as Perfect Stranger Bent Blogger. or you can say "Yarabey etwafeg Perfect Stranger Bent Blogger oo 3alamat'ha bel jam3 men a7san ma yumkin, wetsakherha bel zooj el 9ale7, wetab3ed 3anha 3athab el gaber, o etkoon men ahal Firdous ameeen" :P

Thanks for now oo etha neja7t, lekum 3azeema enshala, waaaaaaaaaaaain mataboon! ;)